- "A careless word may kindle strife."
- "We feel free when we escape, even if it be but from the frying pan into the fire."
- "We can't change the direction of the wind, but we can adjust our sails."
- "Life is more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party."
- "...it's goodbye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies."
- "After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music."
- "Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weaker minds."
- "Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them."
- "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
- "But, if you have nothing at all to create, then perhaps you create yourself."
- "The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
- "Beauty, without expression, tires."
- "Without music, life would be an error."
- "Without error there can be no brilliancy."
- "Today, I'm handing out lollipops and
ass-whoopins, and I'm all out of lollipops."